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THE FACTS MY STALKERS NEED TO KNOW:
I have Arachnophobia, so if you trick me into thinking a spider is on me, I will freaking punch in THE face. I'm seriously not joking -_-
At random times I do act ratchet so yea....
I play guitar(not very good at it though : P) and I have a semi-awesome singing voice, but I can't do both of those things at the same time haha. UPDATE: I CAN DO BOTH NOW
I have a very ahem 'negative' mind, so don't get offended if I say something not so PG. Heh PG.
My ringtone is Bye Bye Bye for obvious reasons *whispers * I'm bisexual *gasp* WHO SAID THAT
My sarcasm is so awesome that people actually think I'm serious, which is freakin' fantastic!
My doctor says the reason why I twitch so much is because I have motor tics, but it's really the crack I'm snortin'.
I've decided to make all of my works girlxgirl cause....why the fuck not? *holds up finger* Don't you dare say anything homophobes
I don't like judging people, cause I'm nice like that
I am caramel, not black
Some people say I'm funny, but others say I'm just fuckin weird and to stop staring
If you follow me then you've agreed to join my cult.
I'm going to probably be the weirdest Bisexual you have ever met ; )
I love music that actually has meaning! I hate the fake shiz -_-
If you see or receive a weird ass message from me...that means that I'm high on my Epilepsy medication
My stripper name is Caramel
My rapper name is Caramel Mocha Swag
My mixtape name is Caramel Mocha Swag 1998
I AM NOW LEGAL
You can call me Senpai cause I'll never notice you
Check out my girlxgirl library...there's a shiz ton of stories for ya'll
I mean if you want you can read my stories....pwease?
Oh the picture up there is my spirit animal
- Ummm like over there somewhere
- JoinedDecember 1, 2013
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