@The_Bean17
Sexuality isn’t a choice because no one would choose to be attracted to men everyone would either be sapphic or straight come on now
@The_Bean17 I dunno, I've seen some men who were a lot prettier than women. You seen Astarion from BG3? BOY PRETTY XD
I fucking love women. Fight me if you disagree
I’M TRYINF TO TAKE A SSHIT WHY WON’T MY CAT LEAVE ME ALONE
@The_Bean17 That's how cats be. Mine will follow me into the bathroom and I won't know until I'm sitting down after locking the door, and by then it's too late and that cat just lays in my lap without even asking.
God is dead? My bad
I’m gonna beat your ass without the b
Should I write a book guys?
Oh my god guys, it was terrible. I was just sloshing around in my dirt puddle and then everything went black
Anyway, I’m back now, with all 10 of my bones, and I’ll be shitposting regularly
Me: Don’t FUCKING touch me
Also me, two seconds later: Can we cuddle??
I ONLY HAVE 3 MOODS. COMEDY, CUSTOMER SERVICE, AND SAD
