@The_Bi_Salmon1234 The answer is (E) his dick is completely fine.
Here is some background of why, looking at it through the Sasori's engineering:
1. High-Quality craftsmanship
Sasori didn't just hack together some rough logs from a backyard tree; he spent decades perfecting the art of human puppetry (hitokugutsu). His own puppet body is made from highly refined, polished, and treated materials. It would be incredibly, entirely ruling out the risk of splinters (option a) or sand-paper-like friction (option b).
2. Hidden Weaponry and Mechanisms
Sasori's body is mechanically intricate, featuring scrolling compartments, iron sand, and hidden cables. However, these mechanisms are entirely under his precise chakra control. Unless he internationally triggeres a trap, his joints and hollow compartments aren't going to spontaneously crush or sever anything (Option C).
3. Structural integrity
As a legendary shinobi puppet, his body is built to withstand heavy impacts and combat. It isn't going to warp, dent, or cause anything go to "lopsided" from standard physical pressure (Option d)
Conclusion: > Considering Sasori's obsession with "eternal beauty" and flawless, unchanging forms, his puppet body is perfectly sculpted, sanded, and maintained. Assuming standard physics (and a lot of hypothetical lubrication), everything would technically function smoothly without injury.
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