Hi there!

The_Cancer_Crab here, just, chillin...

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Fandoms: Gravity Falls; The 5th Wave; Hetalia; SVTFOE; OTGW; Creepypasta; Undertale and many others...

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Ah, summer break; a time for leisure, recreation, and taking 'er easy... unless you're me. My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel. You're probably wondering what we're doing in a golf cart, fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror. Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation.

 - Dipper's opening monologue


If you've ever taken a road trip through the Pacific Northwest, you've probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called Gravity Falls. It's not on any maps, and most people have never heard of it. Some people think it's a myth. But if you're curious, don't wait. Take a trip. Find it. It's out there somewhere in the woods, waiting.

 - Dipper's final narration

GRAVITY FALLS WAS MAH LIFE