The_Cliffordconda

~ Idiot on a new level ~
          	
          	So I haven't been here for a while...cause I did something very very stupid.
          	
          	You see, last week I went to the doctor and I really had to pee, so I was thinking: 
          	"I'll quickly pee and then go in."
          	
          	I had my phone in the pocket of my hoodie. Right before I sat on the toilet, I thought to myself:
          	 "Maybe it's a bad idea to have my phone in my pocket?...Whatever, I'm never gonna drop it anyway" 
          	
          	Mistakes were made.
          	
          	Right when I was done peeing, I heard a blob. I looked down and guess what I saw...my lovely phone in the toilet...surrounded by my pee. Yup.
          	
          	I quickly too it up. 
          	
          	Now this is where the second and most stupid idea comes in.
          	
          	I had forgotten my phone was an electric thing, so I just washed it under the water in the sink. 
          	
          	The screen glitch and went black. 
          	
          	I was dead.
          	
          	Yesterday I just got a new phone so now I'm back online again! Yaaaay! 
          	
          	Just wanted to share my little story.
          	
          	Okay. Bye. 
          	
          	:) 
          	
          	

The_Cliffordconda

~ Idiot on a new level ~
          
          So I haven't been here for a while...cause I did something very very stupid.
          
          You see, last week I went to the doctor and I really had to pee, so I was thinking: 
          "I'll quickly pee and then go in."
          
          I had my phone in the pocket of my hoodie. Right before I sat on the toilet, I thought to myself:
           "Maybe it's a bad idea to have my phone in my pocket?...Whatever, I'm never gonna drop it anyway" 
          
          Mistakes were made.
          
          Right when I was done peeing, I heard a blob. I looked down and guess what I saw...my lovely phone in the toilet...surrounded by my pee. Yup.
          
          I quickly too it up. 
          
          Now this is where the second and most stupid idea comes in.
          
          I had forgotten my phone was an electric thing, so I just washed it under the water in the sink. 
          
          The screen glitch and went black. 
          
          I was dead.
          
          Yesterday I just got a new phone so now I'm back online again! Yaaaay! 
          
          Just wanted to share my little story.
          
          Okay. Bye. 
          
          :)