From the earth I shall rise. And to the earth I will one day return.

What's up, Mothershuckers? My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:

corn.

Corn is a North American cereal plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.

It is also called "maize" because of how easy it is to get lost in it's incredible flavor.

Side affects of corn may include.... Uh, choking I guess..

Come on down and try some corn!
Or we'll sacrifice your newborn.