I was in the middle of reading a great fan fiction and all of the sudden out of the corner of my eye I see a spider just sitting on the edge of my phone. So I did what any other person would do, threw my phone across the room. And then I grabbed a cup and scooped it up and took it outside, and tried to let him go. But he wouldn't get out of the cup, so I threw the cup into the dumpster outside. And now I'm freaking out because I feel like the spiders family wants me dead and is seeking revenge on me for killing their mother or something.
