Oreos

Fart

Its 2 in the fucking morning, and I'm just vibing

I feel like I just got hit by a truck, and I have no idea why. Its 3am, and I'm at home, what the hell

Y'all, I ate 3 slices of bread this morning

Last night, I listened to Avril Lavigne, MCR, Billie Eilish, Melanie Martinez, Maroon 5, and over 5 languages singing the gummy bear song. Can somebody please tell what the actual fuck is wrong with me?

When you start wanting 10 year old boys to date, you know you've lost your mind. I lost my mind, btw.

I sold my soul to the devil, but I was such a fucking retard, he gave it back

Life is like a box of chocolates. Its gone really fucking fast.

BAWK