Oh...Hello. Whatever brought you to this place? No matter what it may be, you are welcome. I suppose. Though, I do pity you for stumbling upon such a dark corner. 

You may call me Mendax, if that will suit you. What may I call you? We shall see in time. 

You may stay, if you wish...But be careful. We do not fear the dark. We fear what awaits inside of it.

And remember, my friend:
It's all semantics.