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oKaY i ShAlL cOmMit EleCtRoNiC ToOtHbRuSh NoW, tTyL— ;-;

i OnLy hAvE TwEnTy mORe MinUtEs 'TiLl mY MuM fOrCeS mE tO GeT oFf, sO rEpLy, yOu AsIaN pOtAtO—

By the way, OBAMA, your Obama aesthetic is great, I– 
            
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