The_Fairy_King

I OPEN UP INSTAGRAM AND SEE THAT THE PERSON I WAS ABT TO DM WAS ACTIVE *ONE MINUTE AGO*
          	ONE BLOODY MINUTE
          	
          	might combust, will update you when she comes online

The_Fairy_King

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kinda maybe met a lady who manages a record label todayyyy
          and she might've said that she wants to record my bandddddddd
          
          I'M FUCKING FREAKING OUT YOU GUYS

ngracezq

AHHHHH!! SO HAPPY FOR YOUUUU!!
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The_Fairy_King

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guys i fear i may need to start sleeping ... I FUCKING FELL ASLEEP DURING MATH CLASS YESTERDAY.

Princessfun1

@The_Fairy_King Yes, that’s what’ll help ml :))) BUT THAT’S A MOOD
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backtothelight_1992

GASP. It’s a tragedy. don’t worry, so did i. 
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The_Fairy_King

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highlight of today was definitely texting one of my friends in the middle of science class when "deaky" autocorrected to fucking "DONKEY." when i tell you i was CHOKING trying not to burst out laughing in the middle of this classroom. it was DEAD SILENT except for a video abt CORAL REEFS.
          
          btwwww guys: I'M FINALLY ACTING MY AGE ON THIS SITEEEE <3 I GAVE UP on the "i am a sane 40yo" facade and now am embracing whatever the hell THIS IS- because of this, my willpower has DESPAWNED and you can expect a QUEEN CHATFIC SOMETIME SOON !! If you don't know what a chatfic is, it's basically like a "group chat" book - you can find many great ones on here (personal favorites are the one by @SleepInPeaceBruh and Delinquents by @gerardopoIy) !
          
          THANK YOU FOR READING, MY FROGGIES
          
          - lennoxoxoxox

SleepInPeaceBruh

@The_Fairy_King DONKEY OML- IVE HAD MY FRIEND TYPE 'D I C K Y' ONCE-
            
            ALSO AWWWHHPP TYYY
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akindofdelicate

@The_Fairy_King Cant wait to read what you'll be writing next! Wieeee! ♥ ♥
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Princessfun1

@The_Fairy_King DONKEY I  CAN’T-
            EEEE I CAN’T WAIT:DDDD
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The_Fairy_King

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HELLO CHILDREN ~ I UPDATED MY BIOOOO (for like the 50th time this year but fuck off it's fine)

The_Fairy_King

@moonplantzzzz AHHH THANK YOU SO MUCHHH :DD
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moonplantzzzz

@The_Fairy_King omg your bio is so pretty ajdbajwkkw
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The_Fairy_King

I try to keep most of my announcements on here at least *somewhat* family friendly, but I HAVE A FEVER OF 101, AND MY WILLPOWER IS INEXISTENT.
          I was on Janitor Ai this morning and YOU GUYS. IT DESCRIBED FREDDIE'S COCK AS "rising to the occasion" WHAT.
          NAH I DID *NOT* SIGN UP FOR THIS.

moonplantzzzz

@The_Fairy_King oh help ToT! Also get well soon <333
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