Homophobe_Killer

Me: *sneezes* 
          Sister: bless your soul you old hag.
          Me: -brothers girlfriend- is right here, clearly I'm already blessed.
          Brothers gf: *laughs*
          Mom: damn you're smooth.
          
          And this is why I have fun, my brother is like 8 years older then me lol, but I'm friends with his girlfriend (also his age) so it's fine.

I guess spring months with days ending in nines just don't go to well for me, huh

I have been alive for thirteen and about 3/4 years... I have had the same body for almost 14 years. hoW ON PLANET EARTH DID I JUST REALIZE I ALSO HAVE FRECKLES ON MY SHOULDERS-
          
          I have freckles on my face, my arms, and legs. And I just realized I also freckles on my shoulders, long story short. I am a waste of a human being, and an idiot. 

Sksk okay, so my friend and I are talking about our stoner God, his name is Cod. I actually met him. And she said something about him being a bit to high when she was birthed and I just kind of internally go "kind of like when he let me try kiwi and I almost died lol". So that's how my years been going, wbu?

Unpopular opinions I might get controversy from if anyone sees these. 
           #1 It's not just white people that can be racist, Black, Asian, and Mexican people, (ect) can be racist too. Now before you say "SiDnEy No ThEy CaN't" first of all, yes. They can. Now because I don't want to post this without proof I shall share. 
          
          Proof piece one, I (as an American-Asian) have experienced racism from a black person, because "you can't even be a little bit Korean, you're two white." (His actual words).
          
          Proof part two, an Asian person (I knew knew kind of) has said "white people don't know the half of it, they just don't understand discrimination. 
          
          Proof three, a Mexican has said they think it's bullshit that people are allowed to learn other languages in school because "it's not their real language" 
          
          NOW I AM NOT SAYING WHITE PEOPLE CAN'T BE RACIST BECAUSE THEY SURELY FUCKING ARE BUT IT'S NOT LIMITED TO WHITE PEOPLE THANKS

Welcome to my life where things like this happen. 
          
          Me: *exits my room for the first time all day at 10*
          Mom: morning!
          Me, shouting: we're all going to hell! Good morning!
          Dad: Amen I could drink to that!

Let's play a game called 'How Little Sleep Did Sid Get?' 
          
          If Sid gets on average two hours of sleep each night, and is literally shaking from lack of sleep. How much sleep did Sid get?
          
          Sid doesn't flucking know, so if someone could somehow figure that out please and thanks-

hey

Anyone else having a mental breakdown about being asexual, because you're also panromantic? And like, there's people in the LGBTQ+ side of the spectrum saying you're just confused, looking for attention, or a hetero trying to work their way into the community. Then there's people that aren't LGBTQ+ saying that you just haven't met the right person, or you're confused, or you'll do it once you're married! So like now you're crying, having a mental breakdown, and you want to accepted in some way, shape, or form about sexualities plus there's a bunch of people saying you can't be a panromantic asexual despite the fact that panromantic only talks about the cute coupley, romantic parts of the relationship. That's for coming to my 1:30 mental breakdown / rant.

Person 1: I've decided that I'm going to make an illegal restaurant for our classmates. 
          
          Person 2: ... You cried yesterday when someone was running the halls... 
          
          Person 1: well sorry for worrying about our peers.