This is my face like 99.9999% of the time. I know it's weird but I chose this picture coz u will notice that I make A LOT of comments, and this picture suits them all because, as I said, this the face I make 99.9999% of the time. Like ERMEGERD

HIDAN: ITS JASHIN YOU F****** WEASEL! 

Itachi: I thought I was the weasel... 0/_\0

Sasuke: WHO CARES?!! I WANNA BE THE HOKAGAY!!!! *twirls in his favourite ballerina outfit whilst everyone facepalms *

Me: Tch. Knew it all along.

Levi: don't use my signature word. 

Me: Oh hey I didn't see you down there Levi Heichou! 

..

Me: OMG NO WAIT--

Levi: Run. 

Me: *RUNS FOR LIFE AND AFTERLIFE* 

Me: HOW ABOUT I GIVE MY NEW DETERGENT TO YOU?! 

*yanks out swords* 

Me: ITS LIMITED- no, it's PREMIUM LIMITED EDITION!!! 

*stops and puts swords away, and goes off to get it*

ME: PHEW *big sweatdrop*

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Oh you still readin fam? Lmao since you've gone this far I'll tell you a bit more about myself then.

I am not a boy and I'm not a girl. I am a UNITATO. Remember that y'all.

But underneath that UNITATO exterior, I am a demon, vampire, wizard, Mage, fangirl, ninja, egg (because I just am ok), and noob.

I have a weird obsession over:

Itachi Uchiha
Sasuke Uchiha 
Madara Uchiha 
Kaname Uchih-- KURAN sorry I got carried away there
Uta 
Cadis Etrama Di Raizel
Ayato Kirishima
Gaara no Subaku
And 
Kaneki--- OSHIETE-- NOOOOOO

So yass can I just say:

Trump's a dick with a shitty wig with a shitty hairstyle.

OH YEAH MUSIC:

This is gonna be a weird combo I think:

Twenty one pilots, Ariana Grande (only her most recent songs like DW & IY), Lana Del Ray, Eminem (OML KING), Chainsmokers, KPOP (LIKE LEGIT ALL OF IT) and Imagine Dragons. 

So if you are in that shit wid me hit dat follow button or 

HIT ME UP JUST TO CHAT, SINCERELY YOURS, STAN

IF YOU GET THAT I LOVE YOU.

*Clears throat* So yeah if you're STILL reading ur wasting ur life (or death, you never know, ghosts might be on Wattpad(like me) on me I'm thankful for that I guess..?