Normal girls panic over a broken nail. I panic over a broken knife.
Normal girls don't go in the woods at night. I go search for SlenderMan.
Normal girls say cannibal. I say eyeless jack.
Normal girls say go to hell. I say go to sleep.
Normal girls say Jeff is ugly. I say he's beautiful.
Normal girls say why'd you do that. I say you shouldn't have done that.
Normal girls say link. I say BEN.
Normal girls fan girl over boy bands. I fan girl over psycho killers.
Normal girls stay weird. I stay creepy.
Normal girls say scary story. I say creepypasta.
Normal girls wear bows. I wear beanies.
Normal girls won't repost this. I do.