"Come here, have a seat at the bar. What can I get you? 

"Yeah, let me get one of those for you."

"So then, what brings a new face to my little establishment?"

"How did I know you were new? I know everyone who comes in here. The benefits of being an immortal skeleton cursed to serve drinks for all eternity. You get to know everything about people. You see, this place is full of a whole host of faces from a myriad of places. And everyone one of them has a story to tell. Some great, some small. Some happy, some sad. Some of them you might have heard whispers about, some that I know you'll never have heard before. I wonder, what's your story?"

"Don't worry, I'm not one to pry... at least, not that much. But since you're here, and enjoying a drink, I encourage you to have a look around, get to know the people here, and share a drink with them. If you're lucky, they might just share a tale with you in return."