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I just saw the news, R.I.P JK LMAOO I'm glad your dead lmaooo you were such a bitch anyways hope your burning in hell

CHRIS EVANS NUDES GOT LEAKED BRO

There's a tornado warning near where I live, and apparently it's gonna hit me

BRO WE GONNA PLAY KAHOOT IN CLASS YESSSSIRRR

I'm going to the hair salon in a couple of days, what should I do
          
          Dye my hair half and half?
          
          Pink and black
          Pink and purple
          Green and black
          
          Cut my hair?
          
          To my shoulders 
          Leave it alone

Guess who got in a fight at the mall? Me I did not my fault they were a racist homophobic transphobic trump supporter musty dusty crusty rusty ass bitch was glareing at me cause I was wearing my black lives matter shirt, like bitch mind your damn business bitch

Why is McDonald's sprite taste like a screenshot

IM BOUTA TO KILL MYSELF MY FUCKING SISTER ATE MY TORTA IM GONNA FUCKING HANG MYSELF I SWEAR I WILL

I'm so bored this class is so long

I found out I can play Minecraft on the laptop my school gave meeeeee I'm so happy bro