The_Nine_

Well, it's been way too long since I did anything. If my stories were any good, you'd probably want an explanation. That's way too hard to make, truth be told, I've been through quite a bit, so much so that I can't even summarize it all, but I do know one thing, or, actually 3;
          
          1. I'll be delivering more pain, suffering, agony and misery soon!
          
          2. Holy shit my unforgivable stories do not deserve 80~ reads... Oh my God... I'm sure to go to hell for making those...abominations. People like trash, but why? I guess maybe it's good to you and shit for me... 
          
          3. I'm really quite grateful for the above, you don't even know how much gratitude I have for you all... Even though I had a vague plan from the beginning as to what my "Books" would be (not story-wise) and I don't really know this site well, I'll be updating especially now that I can, at least, I hope. Also, since there's no comments on Story Samples quite yet and we're about to hit the 20 chapters mark, I'll probably make/pick a random story and actually publish it here, I would poll, if only that was a thing here... regardless, expect more garbage soon, and uhh, a new story, like, an actual one not a sample. And, uhh, remember to... Drink... Milk. 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          (((DISCLAIMER; I'm not named Drinkwater or Drinkmilk)))

So, hello everyone! Got some news! New book, this time it's gonna focus on modern stories, "Story Sample's" is for older stories, just so you all know. Goodbye, and I hope you have a good Day/Night, and much love too!

HXllX XvryXnX!
          
          I literally just realized I can add tags to my own garbage........ Also did you know Jenga is a game of intense pain and suffering? Wow I didn't know that! Me neither!.... pain. L oh of the L j(F)k.
          Right then, back to w r i t t i n g  g a r b a g e.

Wait, I have a collective 40 views... How did this happen? Why do people like my trash?

Remember what I was talking about earlier? Yeah, I almost just bricked my entire phone... 
          
          So, yeah, sorry for the delays...

Hello everyone! Всем Здравствуйте! Hola a todos! Sorry that I couldn't update my stories, some wierd stuff just happened. Regardless however, I will try my very best to entertain you all, after all, that's my job.
          
          Извините, что я не мог обновить свои истории, некоторые странные вещи просто произошли. Независимо от того, однако, я сделаю все возможное, чтобы развлечь тебя, это моя работа.
          
          Perdón que yo no pude hace más de mis historias, algunas cosas extraños recién pasaron. Sin embargos, yo voy a tratar lo más que pueda (,) a entretener a ustedes, [porque] después que todo, eso es mi trabajo.
          
           Thank you for listening/reading, and sorry for the delay(s).
          
          Gracias por escuchar o leer, í perdón por los retrato(s).
          
          Спасибо за прослушивание / чтение. И извините за задержку (ы).