Freddy Jr.

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          It's Monday tomorrow 

Imagine walking around minding your own business and then three people talking about maggot cheese walk by you and one of them just immediately stops the conversation to compliment your outfit 
          
          I did that to someone a few days ago (I complimented them) 

about to make a psychological horror inspired by literally every copy-paste football player x writer insert book, because I can also write about anyone and make them pregnant too

probably the most influential thing a cartoon character did that got me to do something was Jake the Dog telling Finn to not wear sweatpants while going out unless he doesn't give a shit about his life anymore 

I went in a completely different direction with chapter 29, so it's gonna take another week because it's gonna be a lil rougher to write and I restarted said chapter because I had chapter 29 half written and then said "nahhh let's make em 18 not 14 and let's have em do the complete opposite of the first two chapters because I am a broken human being apparently" 

About to become a Star Writer just to counteract the half laziness of my recommended books 
          
          I do not read pseudo smut, Wattpad, I read about nine men who *sometimes* picks up a child and decides to adopt it, not MOB BOSS X "NORMAL" GIRL OR FOOTBALL PLAYER X "NORMAL"/POPULAR GIRL 
          
          I LIKE MY ROMANCE G A Y AND MY SMUT N O N E X I S T A N T

Sibling: whatcha watching? 
          
          Me: (slowly puts phone down and gives sibling a thumbs up) 

explodes 

WE MUST SILLY 

We have reached Mario & Luigi levels of chaos