"What have we here? Another lost traveler searching for a grand adventure. 
Welcome my friend, I am Hecate, Goddess of Crossroads. You have discovered a place where my magic reigns...The Portal. Here I can take you anyplace your heart desires: A pirate ship caught in a violent storm, A distant land where great beasts battle against their gods, or a small town hiding a dark secret, and many more...erotic places. Take my hand, oh wanderer, and step into the portal."

"HECATE!"

"Hera, what do you want." 

"What have I told you about the portal? You can't send people through without telling them the rules!" 

*Hecate rolls eyes at Hera*

"Ok fine."

"There are some rules you must follow, however. Please be nice to others using the portal, please be respectful to the author, pay attention to any instuctions I give, and for the love of Zeus let me know about you experience, I'll be happy to anwer any questions about anything...it is my realm after all."

"There, those are the rules...now step through the portal and please...have fun!" 

-end of role play-

Did everyone catch those rules? If not, here they are 
1.) No fighting in the comments...please be nice to each other.
2.) I write what I want so please don't give me hate if something offends you. Grow a pair or stop reading the story
3.) Pay attention to Author's notes...it'll have any information relative to updates or the story
4.) Comment people! My stories won't improve if I don't know what needs fixing!
5.) Have fun!