READ HOMESTUCK READ IT NAOW.

Okay, so here's information for all you stalkers:

Age: Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway. I will be older in July.

Location: The good ol' US of A. You don't need to know any more than that.

Appearence: Why do you creepers care?

Favorite Animal: Skiff the Magical Platypus (yes, he came from MY imagination. Steal him and I'll hurt you.)

Favorite Color: Electric blue.

Favorite Quotes (From people I know personally): 

Me: Hello, my name is Cocopuff Luckycharms McFruitloop. What's yours?

Emily: Blue. But you can call me Bluie McGreenie Orangy McYellowness for short. ~Emily and Me.
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Me: Dad, you're weird.

Dad (Sarcastically): Well that wasn't very nice. Go on, apologise.

Me: *Blows raspberry*

Dad (Warningly): That didn't sound like an apology fart...
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The list goes on and on....

.~*~.

Now, I figure if you're here, you're either Kate (your brother scares me), Amy (I hope Mr. Fish gets his identity crisis figured out), a fan one of my stories (welcome!), or a stalker of mine (Example: Jared.)

If you're a fan, welcome! I'm glad you feel my stories are good enough for you to waste your time reading this! I hope your worst enemy gets high fived in the face with a brick!

If you're Jared: Die in a hole and stay the fork away from me or I'll kick you where it counts.