The_Star_Warts_Bunch
Yikes
The_Star_Warts_Bunch
The_Star_Warts_Bunch
I keep forgetting I'm lactose intolerant. Don't worry though, I usually remember at some point. And by at some point I mean after I've chugged an entire glass of milk and I'm curled up on the floor in pain
-Simon
The_Star_Warts_Bunch
Me: *sips milk*
Body: bitch ur lactose intolerant
Me: *shrugs* guess I'll die
-Simon
The_Star_Warts_Bunch
Today my computer autocorrected Roosevelt to Moose felt and I've never been happier
-Simon
The_Star_Warts_Bunch
Honestly I have no idea how my dad thinks I'm heterosexual
-Simon
The_Star_Warts_Bunch
Buzzard Crackerjack is such a good actor
-Simon
iCheezburgerGod
@The_Star_Warts_Bunch crackerjack? More like crackerwhack... Jk i dont even know who that is.
The_Star_Warts_Bunch
I'm not a drama queen, I'm a drama EMPEROR
-Simon
iCheezburgerGod
@The_Star_Warts_Bunch are you taking back the crown tho? Or are you just a emperor that turned into a llama whom of which is trying to find his groove? (See what I did there? Hahaha I'm hilarious)
Marshy_Bear
Ughh yes I love ur name! *sips chlorine not tea as Jason the cheetah joins us*
-xFallOutGirlx-
ROAST HIM WINNIE
The_Star_Warts_Bunch
I act like I'm high and spam a lot sometimes because I just get in the mood and I don't really make a lot of sense and I think it's when I'm excited or something but I honestly have no idea and I just get so fidgety and I don't want to eat or sit down or anything and I want to talk to people but I mostly just want to rant to them and stuff a whole bunch and IDK