The_Urge_To_Strangle

                      My Psychic Friend
          	
          	My psychic friend is always watching 
          	My psychic friend is always near
          	My psychic friend is always listening
          	He does so with his round ears
          	
          	His fur is a bright golden-yellow
          	His voice is muffled and deep
          	He watches me from high or below
          	Or whenever I go to sleep
          	
          	My psychic friend knows all my feelings
          	My psychic friend gives me advice
          	He never judges my cries and squealing
          	All without me paying a price
          	
          	His pinprick eyes never leave me
          	Even as I lay in the void
          	They're usually light, swift, carefree
          	Though this time they're deeply paranoid
          	
          	His voice is hardly a whisper
          	His voice quivers and shakes
          	It sounds like it's all he can muster
          	But I know he'll speak through the aches
          	
          	His eyes are distraught and heartbroken
          	He knows what my brother has done
          	
          	But my brother had never meant to do this
          	My brother just wanted some fun
          	As he now has another to miss
          	And his siblings have dwindled down from two- to none
          	
          	My psychic friend would ask strange things
          	"Do you believe we're still friends?"
          	I try to answer in spite of stings
          	I know my strength's at its end
          	
          	But still I could hear his slain voice
          	Now nothing but an echo in my head
          	Even as I was to be gone, I still heard
          	"I will put you back together again,"
          	

The_Urge_To_Strangle

                      My Psychic Friend
          
          My psychic friend is always watching 
          My psychic friend is always near
          My psychic friend is always listening
          He does so with his round ears
          
          His fur is a bright golden-yellow
          His voice is muffled and deep
          He watches me from high or below
          Or whenever I go to sleep
          
          My psychic friend knows all my feelings
          My psychic friend gives me advice
          He never judges my cries and squealing
          All without me paying a price
          
          His pinprick eyes never leave me
          Even as I lay in the void
          They're usually light, swift, carefree
          Though this time they're deeply paranoid
          
          His voice is hardly a whisper
          His voice quivers and shakes
          It sounds like it's all he can muster
          But I know he'll speak through the aches
          
          His eyes are distraught and heartbroken
          He knows what my brother has done
          
          But my brother had never meant to do this
          My brother just wanted some fun
          As he now has another to miss
          And his siblings have dwindled down from two- to none
          
          My psychic friend would ask strange things
          "Do you believe we're still friends?"
          I try to answer in spite of stings
          I know my strength's at its end
          
          But still I could hear his slain voice
          Now nothing but an echo in my head
          Even as I was to be gone, I still heard
          "I will put you back together again,"
          

The_Urge_To_Strangle

Greetings. Today, at about 7:30 in my part of the world, I would have been born.
          
          I have no clue what 14-year-old plan awaits for me, but I hope I can fulfill it.
          
          And yes, I did make this at four in the morning to tell you that I started my existence on this particular day.
          
          Feel trolled, you who thought that this would be important.
          
          Feel trolled.
          
          Also, thank you to @ChaosOfAKitty for being such a good friend. (Read her stuff, it's so good. Also, help me convince her to put Sharknado into her fanfics)
          
          I hope you all have a very lovely day/night, and I will never probably see most of you in real life. ;p

The_Urge_To_Strangle

@ChaosOfAKitty Thanks! A great man once said, "A year closer to death!"
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ParadoxicalChaos

@The_Urge_To_Strangle HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! And thank you for being such a good friend as well. I don’t know what I’d do without you
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The_Urge_To_Strangle

I was watching Youtube (Because I can) and I saw this short online with a picture of a pole saying, "Do you support the LGBTQ community? Yes or No?" and someone in the comments said, "I don't care what gender they are, they have organs, and I'm going to sell 'em!"
          
          I have never seen anybody (Other than Jesus) show that much acceptance in my life. I need me somebody like that...
          
          Lol, Don't take this announcement seriously, please!

The_Urge_To_Strangle

@The_Urge_To_Strangle Awwwwww...well, at least he's real, eyy, Chaos? Unlike some named Fi-
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ParadoxicalChaos

@The_Urge_To_Strangle
            Nope, he’s too hard to catch
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The_Urge_To_Strangle

@ChaosOfAKitty Well, do think it'd be a good idea to pursue him?
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The_Urge_To_Strangle

Let today be the day we take a moment to respect the life of a young rabbit who'd left the world too soon. His last day was his happiest, and I regret that I had only been able to comfort him as his heart no longer beat.
          
          My beloved, Leam, you will be missed by so many, and I wish you peaceful sleep in the forest with your brethren

The_Urge_To_Strangle

@ChaosOfAKitty It's okay, in the very end, I think he calmed down after I pet him and now he's just going to sleep.
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ParadoxicalChaos

@The_Urge_To_Strangle Oh Muffin, I am so sorry to hear about this. I know he was a special friend to you. I’ll be praying, and I am so sorry about what happened
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The_Urge_To_Strangle

Greetings to all of you, I'm afraid the funeral has been canceled for another day.
          The device I was making the project on is malfunctioning, I'm very sorry for this, and I plan to write something to make up for it.
          Thank you for understanding, have a great day.

ParadoxicalChaos

I understand and shall wait patiently 
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The_Urge_To_Strangle

Hello, I am truly sorry if I'm taking a long time on my stories.
          I'm trying to make them as interesting and as logical as possible, but, unfortunately, I don't really get a lot of time to work on Wattpad.
          I hope you'll forgive me, but in the meantime go check out ChaosofAkitty while waiting.

The_Urge_To_Strangle

Nah, I'm just distracting people :p
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ParadoxicalChaos

Daaaawh, you’re so sweet! 
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