The_Wise_Shipper

I curse alot lol

Might fuck around and pop a squat

Why are boobs squishy????????

Watermelon

My cat just clawed a very small chunk out of my ear lol

My little sister keeps calling her safety scissors her mini machete what do I do???

My mommy let me get a sword for my birthday

Ok imagine this. Your laying in bed with your partner, just laying together enjoying each others company. Then all of a sudden. ACHOO! You feel icky wet sneeze all over your face. What do you do in that situation? Do kick them out of the bed and go wash your face and get a shower or do you just deal with it? Like what do you do in that situation??????

Thats it! I'm learning ventriloquism! Just to creep people out. I'm not gonna get a dummy or anything (cause they are not cheap lemme tell ya). Imma say something, point at an object that cannot normally talk, and scream "ITS HAUNTED!" or "GHOST!" and say something along the lines of... Something.. I don't know what yet but I'll think of something.

You ever watch Jeff Dunham for two hours straight? It was great.