Terrible jokes/Questions:
"What came first, the chicken or the egg?"

Terrible compliments: 
"You're hot." 
Excuse me, last time I checked, I am not a chicken you bake!

"You're pretty." 
Am I not good enough to be beautiful and not bad enough to be ugly? 

BTW. The word perfect does not exist in my vocabulary, if you notice me using it, you have my permission to shun me.