The_holy_jesus

Alastor circus theory  

HELP_ME_OH_MY_GOD

@The_holy_jesus He let's people inside to touch his urine 
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_FunkyTwitterMann_

Oh holy Jesus may I ask you a favor? Pls it’s of the utmost importance

The_holy_jesus

@_FunkyTwitterMann_ my child I will do everything in my power to make sure he never finds them. You continue your readings with joy...Amen 
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_FunkyTwitterMann_

@The_holy_jesus so my boyfriend recently discovered my Wattpad and I need you to use whatever wattpad Jesus magic you possess to make sure he won’t find my sin Author (She makes REALLY GOOD books) pls I’m begging you if he finds her I will disappear off the face of the earth 
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HELP_ME_OH_MY_GOD

Hi Jesus it's me Brahms_Heelshire1 and it's been a long time so you may not remember me.

HELP_ME_OH_MY_GOD

YA HOW ARE YOU?
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The_holy_jesus

@Prismo_Wishmaster HI I REMEMBER YOU!! AND YOUR PRISMO NOW!!
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The_holy_jesus

OMG I JUST FINISHED THE LAST EPISODE OF THE OWL HOUSE WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DISCONTINUE IT IT WAS SOOO GOOD 

The_holy_jesus

@aklepoo YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT WHEN YOU GET THE TIME!!!
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The_holy_jesus

@yournonbinaryauncle YES OMG IT MADE CRY SO HARD 
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comicbug

I still haven’t seen the second episode of season 3
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Baxter_the_bobcatalt

The_holy_jesus

@Urmom5000635 idk probably cookies and cream or mint ik kinda basic but I love them. :) 
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AngelloMightHaveAdhd

@The_holy_jesus YO WHATS TA FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR ✨
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Baxter_the_bobcatalt

I'm sorry in advance
          
          "I think it's my year Henderson. I think it's finally my year" 
          
          Again. Sorry for this.

The_holy_jesus

IM HONORED T-T 
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Baxter_the_bobcatalt

@The_holy_jesus I'M SORRY! I JUST WANTED SOMEONE ELSE TO CRY WITH ME BC OF THAT AND YOUR THE ONLY OTHER ST FAN I KNOWN
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