your local therapist

A pet rock is fun at all, until you realize you just cursed it to an eternity of watching its love ones die.
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If womb is pronounce woom 
          And tomb is pronounce toom 
          Shouldn’t bomb be pronounce boom

I can read smut with the straight face known to man but 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
           I cry at fluff

I- 

Hello this is just your daily reminder to hydrate and not diedrate 
          
          
          This is a threat
          

Thanks for the follow! I don't know if I will post anything yet, but thanks anyway.

@depressed-fuck no prob bob

Why the heck are people on the internet ten times more funnier than people irl

queen