There would be dragons in the basement. If we had a basement. Which we definitely do not. I think. But that would provide such convenient underfloor heating... we may have to procure some...

I like fairytales because life isnt one, but its still nice to pretend

I'm a little writer child who likes words a lot. I'm also Christian, just putting it out there. 

oh yeah and I'm maybe a little bit crazy. 
"But I'll tell you a secret, all the best people are" 
~Lewis Carroll 

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothings going to get better, its not, its not" 
~Dr Suess