What do you want you crazy protestant bastard?
Me:How the blood soaked protestant hell did ya do that?
@Hollowedshadow :fuck you that's how.
Father: whats your favorite thing to do?
Me: spreading the word of Jesus Christ and teaching love and peace for all!
Father: and killing-a vampires?
Me: just try and fucking stop me!
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Thechristainfucker
Feb 23, 2019 01:49PM
I am so sorry for my absence, I dont even know if people are still following me. I had to get away due to some family issues and like a dumb son of a bitch I lost my password. But I'm back now.View all Conversations
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Christmas Break
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Zombie Apyclopse
I've been litsening to "the zombie song" alot and wanted to make a rp!
Chilling vith ze doctor!
got this idea from a friend