What to call me: idfc but If I had to pick one it would be shark 

name: Maria 
I'm a random update kinda person so shut up about it. I will eventually get to requests I promise, and also I don't check my notifs that often unless it's like 12:00 at night soooo I'll read your notifications eventually sorry.
Swearing: ok I admit I swear, but I will try to refrain from it in my books because I'm not sure if people have problems with it.