Varian's Bestie

people say im a self insert mary sue slut, but the truth is i have fifty billion boyfriends and they all love me and your just mad that im having way more fucking fun then you ever will. yk whats ur damage?? maybe you should try having fifty billion boyfriends too! bc then you might not be such a salty jealous bitch!
          I'm just saying!

HEY BESTIE

Im going to be on quotev looking for more beetlejuice fics for a bit. does anyone have suggestions? Particularly lydia x readers?

I must ask, how many paragraphs should i write per chapter?

Hey y'all i'm back from a long break from writing! There should be an update to Remus lupin's daughter coming out today! I Love y'all