"I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones. Sarcasm is my only defense"
-Mieczyslaw Stilinski 

Sarcasm- the ability to insult idiots with out the realizing it

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My cat is Oliver Queen and my dog is Memphis Raines. My Guinea pig is Kensington. My chickens include Rocky, Papy, Honey, Perry, Tappy, Dotty, Ivy, Lily, Everly, Blitz, Bey, Beverly, Salty, Lucky, Huxley, Hazey, Emily, Brookly, Ruby, and Jelly.

My great great great great great grandfather signed the Declaration of Independence 

I am a Heinz 57 (LOL)
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Chances are I like my boyfriend aka jet ski Kol better than you. (No offense)
 *** sums up me ***
Contraband- ongoing 
Echo- On Hold
Overdose- Ongoing
Concrete Bathtub- Complete
EYDWWYH- Ongoing
Fly- Draft
Cry- On Hold
Thy- On Hold
Broken Glory- Draft 
Broken Tears- On Hold
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