Me on my first Fandom.
Me: So I have to sell my soul to get in there.
The door: Yes, do we have a deal or not?
Both: deal
Random GF fan: I found something cool.
Me: See this is light, what can the fandom do to me that willl be so dark and toxic.
*eight years later*
Me: Can I get out of the Fandom now, this became a toxic dump.
Door: You can go now, why aren't you going?
Me: Oh I sold my soul and it's too late to get myself out.
*new GF content*
Me: Oh no, save me!
New kid: Well that seems fun.