TheoneandonlyOliver

i remember when my grandpa used to tell me whenever he talked about his childhood:   "...when i was a little girl like you..." 
          
          and when i did him a favor he'd say:   "thank you, i'd dance at your wedding"
          it never failed to make me laugh.
          
          thank you grandpa, you were an amazing man. fuck cancer.

wowie icant commit toany of my books
          
          dont expect an update on the distant dreams fora long time if im being honest i made that shit up as i went along and i need to actually make a sript for the stupid thing

i got no friendssssss
          
          no friends mean sit in bathtub withlaptop for hours till your too hungrrryyyyyy

im scared that i wont be able to have a normal teenage life cause of covid, and add on the fact that im very touch deprived and you got yourself an  A N G S T Y   B E E

eeee im on the laptop again dont mind me just changing everything i know to bees

!IMPORTANT!
          
          I will be off wattpad for around 3 months. (Unless i get the chance to come on the laptop, i am using a laptop rn, but it isnt mine) . I wanted to tell u all this so u wouldnt be mad at me, so heres my excuse i guess.
          
          God i wish this wouldnt happen

Might not be on for a little while, things happening! Sorry for never updating my book, its hard to right stories on mobile-
          
          I promise once i get my chromebook actually working ill post an update! 
          
          Thank you for understanding! ^^

When ur parents get divorced 

Brother: *brings me peach strawberry juice*
          
          Me: I will speak highly of you at therapy

Today was not a good day