I am not one of those idiots who make poop jokes without any rhyme or reason.

I am a professional poop joke creator who gives critical thinking and theoretical question to deliver my well thought out poop jokes. The novels I write here might be removed, but might I tell you that is a form of silencing, from the truth.

Anyways, do make sure to keep an eye out for "How much shit do you need to shit your pants " Coming out retail for 29.99 December 20. Make  sure to get a copy for the whole family and enjoy the read together!