Ваня

Дратвуйте, вы живой?~

Как я давно не заходила на твой профиль... Ты чего "Головные Мюсли" удалил,  да? С чего мне ржать теперь?

- Лёх, ты смотрел "Чёрная Пантера?" 
          
          -Ага. 
          
          -И как тебе? 
          
          - Ну так себе. 
          
          -Так себе!? Ну не знаю, мне этот фильм втащил. 
          
          - Чё?! Кто те втащил!?  Ща пойдём разбираться, кто моему брвтвну втащил! 
          
          - Лёх, я про фильм. 
          
          -  Я фильму въебу! 
          
          

"-мы рождаемся, живем, умираем, как люди
          
          - плюс минус пять тысяч лет "
          
          © Локки, Один

"Watch out, watch out
          It's Conner!
          
          I've got it all and I'm gettin' more
          But I never fall, beat 'em all
          'Cause you know I'm so humble
          I'm so humble, I'm so humble
          I'm a superstar, I kick down the door
          Got the money and the girls
          And I'm also so humble
          I'm so humble
          I'm so humble, I'm so humble
          
          Bar none, I am the most humble-est
          Number one at the top of the humble list
          My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-est
          But I act like it tastes bad outta humbleness
          The thing about me that's so impressive
          Is how infrequently I mention all of my successes
          I pooh-pooh it when girls say that I should model
          My belly's full from all the pride I swallow
          I'm the most courteous-biddable, hospitable
          Reverential, normal-ary Arnold Schwarzen-orgarary
          I hate compliments, put 'em in the mortuary
          I'm so ordinary that it's truly quite extraordinary
          
          It's not a competition, but I'm winnin'
          You won’t hear me admit it
          Because I'm so timid and submissive
          I treat fat people like they were thin
          Talk simple for the dumbos
          I'm so humble
          
          I'm not your normal definition of a rockstar
          I don't complain when my private jet is sub-par
          Ya mom's old, but I'll ask if she's your sister
          People say I'm charming, bu-but I beg to differ
          I feel more humble than Dikembe Mutombo
          After a stumble left him covered in a big pot o' gumbo
          I guess in a way, bein' gracious is my weakness
          People say I'm so unpretentious for a genius
          
          I've got it all and I'm gettin' more
          But I never fall, beat 'em all
          'Cause you know I'm so humble
          I say that with no ego
          I'm so humble
          It's just good manners
          They say I'm a ten, but I'm an eight at best
          "Plus two, " says you
          Not me, 'cause I'm so humble
          Mama raised me right
          I'm so humble, I'm so humble
          
          Watch out, watch out "

"Wash away my troubles, wash away my pain
          With the rain in Shambala
          Wash away my sorrow, wash away my shame
          With the rain in Shambala
          
          Ah, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
          
          Everyone is helpful, everyone is kind
          On the road to Shambala
          Everyone is lucky, everyone is so kind
          On the road to Shambala
          
          Ah, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
          
          How does your light shine, in the halls of Shambala
          
          I can tell my sister by the flowers in her eyes
          On the road to Shambala
          I can tell my brother by the flowers in her eyes
          On the road to Shambala
          
          Ah, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
          
          How does your light shine, in the halls of Shambala "
          
           How I like this❤️
          

Ты кто такой? 

Ah-ah, ah!
          Ah-ah, ah!
          
          We come from the land of the ice and snow
          From the midnight sun, where the hot springs flow
          The hammer of the gods
          W'ell drive our ships to new lands
          To fight the horde, and sing and cry
          Valhalla, I am coming!
          
          On we sweep with threshing oar
          Our only goal will be the western shore
          
          Ah-ah, ah!
          Ah-ah, ah!
          
          We come from the land of the ice and snow
          From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow
          How soft your fields so green
          Can whisper tales of gore
          Of how we calmed the tides of war
          We are your overlords
          
          On we sweep with threshing oar
          Our only goal will be the western shore
          
          So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins
          For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing
          
          Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
          Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
          Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
          Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
          Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh