Ya want FREEDOM?
Ya want LIBERTY?
Ya want JUSTICE?
Well I got plenty. And if ya want some FREEDOM, LIBERTY, and JUSTICE, don't be afraid to ask. Though, you should lock up your hydrocarbons beforehand, else they might be gone in a heartbeat.
Also, DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY FUCKING BOATS.
Or Hawai'i.
The 13 will eat you alive if you so much as glare at Hawai'i. I'm serious. I watched the 13 maul Imperial Japan after WW2. It wasn't pretty.
Also, fuck you England.
𝓦𝓔 𝓓𝓞𝓝'𝓣 𝓣𝓐𝓛𝓚 𝓐𝓑𝓞𝓤𝓣 𝓢𝓛𝓐𝓥𝓔𝓡𝓨
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