The first thing I would like to say is hello!

Very basic introduction I know but to be honest, I feel like that's just a nice gesture to begin with. 

Okay, let's tick the introduction off... right, next thing... erm let me think. Oh yes! Who am I?  Well, obviously my life is leaked mostly into my writing but for now... My name is Lottie! Full name is Charlotte but that name is too popular for my liking. Lottie sounds better, much better. Apart from when my friends call me Potty. I actually kinda like it although I kick them in the face if they say it so it's okay. You can call me Potty. 
What's next?... oh yes, well I am seventeen years old. Was about to say years young but this is not my Instagram Bio so I will stay away from the meaningful feel goods. 

Nearly there...

So, I bet you have been absolutely excited about knowing where I live!? I would too... well my address is...
No fuq you! Jokes. No seriously, here's my address its...
Double fuq you. 
Okay okay, jokes aside I live in the UK, near London in a place called Henley! The weather is shit but I love it!

Now for the weird fact round up mini paragraph. Ok are you ready for it? Just because I am not weird enough, I'm now going to tell you about my weird animals. Okay so, I have four alpacas, two goats, five dogs, seven chickens, two cat's a a hedgehog who sleeps by the kitchen door every night. Yea... 

Okay! I think I'm done! Now it's your turn. SO, tell me a bit about yourself and most of all. Have a quick read. Yes, it may be complete garbage but you know what, I just write what I'm thinking so... 

Comment along, scream if you read something relatable and of course, introduce yourself, I want to know all about you! I want to know you are weird like me... 

Okay, bye bye! 

Love,
The Search Surgeon
A.K.A - Lottie x