TheseusHasFallen

TODAY IS TUESDAY BUT YESTERDAY WAS TUESDAY TOO

TheseusHasFallen

I don’t mean to offend anyone but what does cis mean?

TheseusHasFallen

@ArkDanvers @Killjoys_Gonna_Cry thank you so much for explaining that. It’s always confused me. Thanks
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Killjoys_Gonna_Cry

@That_1_weirdo_ denoting or relating to a person whose sense of personal identity and gender corresponds with their birth sex.
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pezab1212

@That_1_weirdo_ Its not offensive at all, it means someone who identifys as the same gender and sex (meaning they are happy with the body that they are born with)
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TheseusHasFallen

My brothers watching TV below me and a lego commercial was on and it said “so build some legos” but I heard “so build some hoes” but then I remembered that can’t be said in a lego commercial and that my eardrum burst three years ago and I have a little trouble hearing sometimes.

TheseusHasFallen

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Sometimes I worry for my brother. I can here him in the room next to me screaming the SpongeBob Squarepants theme song. WE LIVE IN A CAMPER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD HE CANT GO AROUND SCREAMING THAT SHIT

TheseusHasFallen

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@ferretgump as long as you get him the fuck away from me yeah
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ferretgump

can i get ur blessing to marry him
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Kiwi__birb__

@That_1_weirdo_ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEE
            SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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TheseusHasFallen

I’m not on social media so why is everbody cursing Sony?!?!?!

TheseusHasFallen

@Moonessola okay thanks for clearing that up.
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sparklyfrankie

@Moonessola oh damn, well thanks for clearing up the confusion
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sparklyfrankie

@That_1_weirdo_ yeah idk bro I'm confused too
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TheseusHasFallen

I had so much trouble falling asleep last night because Charlie wouldn’t stop pouncing on me every 5 minutes. I was almost asleep when bam a ball of fluff landed on my face

TheseusHasFallen

@ferretgump don’t worry you’re fine
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ferretgump

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@That_1_weirdo_ fuck i knew that but past me is a dumbass sorry about me
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TheseusHasFallen

@ferretgump Charlie’s a girl. But I’m keeping that cat she’s super sweet.
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TheseusHasFallen

I’m laying in bed and my kitten I rescued 2 days ago is chewing on my bra. Her names Charlie. She was named after the cat in Coraline because she looks like him

Kiwi__birb__

@That_1_weirdo_ well at least it’s not a boy cat chewing it ur bra
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