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ok so my friend keeps recommending that i watch an anime called 'i want to eat your pancreas' and i cant tell if shes joking or if its a real thing and i dont want to google it because fbi will be after me; have any of u watched it?

today my class was playing team tag (where you get tagged and then become a tagger; the last person alive wins) around the school and i was the first to get tagged (i take great pride in that achievement, and usually walk up to the taggers and ask to be tagged the moment the game starts) so i was meant to be tagging people but i didnt want to so i just hung out around the playground with a couple of friends i was meant to be tagging then one of the taggers running past us went "***** YOU CAN TAG THOSE GUYS YOU KNOW, THEYRE RIGHT NEXT TO YOU" and i didnt want to and they didnt want to be tagged so off the top of my head i said "iM A PACIFIST" and she had no idea what a pacifist was but ran off and assumed id tag them anyway
          
          she assumed incorrectly, i tagged nobody.
          
          
          also i was walking home with a couple of friends and one of them said "oh yeah do you guys remember that girl from yesterday, the dumb one who thought the cat was stuck in that tree? what was her name?" and i, without thinking whatsoever, replied "annoying bitch?" and then began to profusely apologise because im christian and despite being ridiculously sarcastic dont usually swapear while friend A just stared at me, slightly shocked, and friend B was literally just laughing at me

im very upset
          
          'why' you might ask
          because chaotic stupid is a terrible moral alignment, it took a video showing up in my recommended saying 'thank you for 8 years' to realise that haikyuu's actually over
          
          like, i knew it was over but i subconsiously didnt know it was OVER over
          
          ok i sleep now

im rewatching & rereading invader zim and i miss it so much??? why am i getting so upset over a comic??? please send help???

eddworld uploaded the other day???
          am i hallucinating???

help me im an idiot
          
          its 11pm on a saturday, my familys asleep, you know the drill
          
          i just heard a car literally skid along our road really loudly and nearly  had a heart attack because it sounded worryingly like a child screaming

ok so
          theres this guy in my class called eric; he kinda jokes around a lot but is also a class rep and can get his work done, fairly friendly and easy to talk to, i think his grades are about average? anyway you get the idea
          
          so today i was talking with my friend and he came over and said 'youre smart right' and i kinda looked at him like ??? where is this going??? he said 'do you know what an erection is? my friends were kinda mentioning it a couple of times and im like 'is this an insult about my name or something?'
          
          i said 'are you joking or no' and he went 'no???' and i told him to go ask his friends
          
          then my friend asked what an erection is and i went 'are you serious right now' and she said yes and it was then that i realised why were learning about puberty in a few weeks lmao

こんにちは || hello

ive just found out that camp camp exists and-
          hOW HAVE I NEVER EVEN SEEN IT BEFORE, I-