ThestralQueen

You will never believe it. I’m alive, and surprise surprise plan on writing another story. Not a fanfiction this time, currently have writers block for those, but it’s a story I’ve had in my drafts forever and I thought I might as well pick it back up while I wait for my internet to come back *thank you cellular data, full on life saver* anyway. Might post the first couple chapters after I add on to them and proof read rattatatatatatata 

Read it all!
          I mean it!
          Read it all!~
          If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral.
          I'd be in jail for killing the person who killed you.
          We are true friends.
          We ride together, we die together.
          Send this to everybody you care about, including me, if you care
          See how many times u get this
          I want you to know you are an amazing friend, till death and forever.
          If I don't get this back, I understand.
          But I have a game for you.
          Once you read this letter, you must send this to 15 people, including me
          If you get at least three back, you are loved
          Nobody knows how important something is, until they lose it
          Tonight, (right at 12:00am) the person you love will realise they love you
          Then, at 1:00pm to 2:00pm, be ready for the shock of your life!
          If you break this chain, you will have bad luck.
          With love, send this to the 15 people
          If you don't, you will turn ugly in one year.
          A friend told me to do this, so pass it on.
          Tomorrow, two boys/girls will ask if they can have your number
          Send this message to 15 nice people or bad luck starts for a whole year
          This is not fake
          Apparently, if you copy and paste this, you will have the best day of your life tomorrow!
          Good luck!
          Oh! And don't send this to a group chat!

Meow.

If your very sleep deprived, clap your hands:

SOMEONE HELP ME OH MY LORD -
          
          IVE BEEN LOOKKNG FOR A ONCE VIRAL AUDIO FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES AND HAVE FOHND NOTHING
          
          ITS A SCREAMING AUDIO AND IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT BUT ITS LIKE 
          
          “EUGHHH EEEEe” HIGH PITCHED AND PROBS SPED UP
          
          I KNOW IVE SEEN IT USED IN VIDEOS WITH LIKE SOMEONE REACHING FOR THEIR DOG/CAT AND THEYRE HAND IS ALL SHAKEY AND THEY LIKE CUDDLE THEIR DOGS FACE   
          
          I HAVE NO CLUE AND I WILL START BAWLING MY EYES OUT IF I CANT FIND IT
          
          THE AUDIO IS LITERALLY HOW I FEEL WHEN I SEE A RLLY CUTE ANIMAL, AND I WANT TO JUST CRUSH IT BC ITS ADORABLE AND MY INTERNAL DIALOGE IS. THAT. AUDIOOOOOO HELPO PLEASE  
          
          
          

So would anyone actually enjoy an AU of sorts with mermaid and pirates? It’s something different but idk.

Hello fellow earthly beings. How art thou this fine evening? Hath thou read thy’s newest book? Do not fret nor rush, I am only here to collect your ideas for any of my stories that are being told (besides the newest book, and an Asgardian thief). I would also love to just talk to some people rn. I’m bored :)

sebastian stan is ideedly gorgeous 

poop