This account is handled by some girls with big dreams....of band members...with big dicks.

Anywhore, we write stories c:

This is Riot doing the bio below because I am a terrible person.

The Crew:
Jar Lids @LydieeJo
LYDIA: One of the most caring people I have ever met. Pickle's wife (gigantic obsession w/ Matt Nicholls)

Janasaurus @Janasaurus
JANNAH: She is the 1/4 people obsessed w/ Rooster Teeth. Awesome Australian chick. Ray & Ashton + her

Elimonster @outerwebs
ELLE (or alma) : Created this account, bit sassy, but amazing. Michael + Elle #Mashton #ninja >:D

J-Dog @Jacklyne207
JACKLYNE: Sweats maple in Alan Ashby's asshole. Makes up insults that are perf #DinossaurSlut

Emsicles @EdgexOfxRealityx
EMMA: One word. Brown ;) Her obsession w/ ETF & TJ Bell is overwhelming

Abiwhales @lieVehTecreiP
ABBY: She's everywhere. Birds. Sassy birds. Sassy lil' shit. MOGAR *RT

Deli Sandwich @_HouseParty_10_24_13
DANI: She's the fucking nicest & most innocent person ever. She is also a ghost

Ruffles @vxrtigo
MARIAH: I might be her parents. Abby got her into RT >:D

-insert nickname- @thejagkhammer
DANNI: Her & Mariah are like twins. Both sassy lil' shits. But like the rest of the crew, the greatest and most caring people ever

Goatee Man @xwhothefuqislancex
LANCE: Barely ever on because of personal reasons, but we still love him <3 Also, the only guy in the crew

And last, but never least because she is amazing, ME!
Vav/Riotizzle/RiRi/Satan @RazorbladeKissesx
RIOT: Sassy x100000. The final 4th that loves RT (Kerry, Gavin, Monty). Occasionally says racist and/or sexual jokes to the crew. Very Asian, so smart

*Hurt any of one of us, and the rest of us will put you in a hole and make you our Edgar
*No rude comments/messages please
*Be fucking respectful

~Check out our individual profiles for more info about each of us. Apologies for the fact that some bios are longer than others