@LockAnKey Ah, well. I could, you know. I see all these Conservative ads everywhere, insulting Labour.
Like, bye, door's over there, nobody wants ya, Tories.
@LockAnKey THANK YOU.
I'm going to make them meet up and turn out to be Lady Gaga and Adam Saleh and they both just look at each other and are so horrified they die causing an epic explosion destroying the entire city and a little bit of Reading so David Cameron is killed in the shockwaves and so Ed Milliband becomes prime minister.
It's very political, as stories about people spouting crap go.
@Muttmaster I can't come on much! I have a Quotev, though. Look up @goddamnpunkrock, I share with a friend. And thank you about the loving my books thing because oh wow I have never been told that, oh my-