ThiccChungus

NEWSFLASH
          	Big Chungus found unconscious in a carrot field - remained undetected for months. Local authorities surprised upon discovery of the sleeping giant but concluded Big Chungus passed out due to cocaine overdose. Residents feared of Big Chungus' death - demanded for him to be transported to nearest hospital. Problems arise as no helicopter is able to lift his colossal size. Firefighters dragged Big Chungus for 200 miles - they face criticism from PETA saying "not enough damage, should've dragged him by his eyebrows." Big Chungus placed in ICU - critical condition. Residents gather outside Chris Hansen Hospital waiting to hear good news. Surgery successful. Carrot was successfully removed from his ass. 
          	THE REVIVAL OF BIG CHUNGUS

ThiccChungus

NEWSFLASH
          Big Chungus found unconscious in a carrot field - remained undetected for months. Local authorities surprised upon discovery of the sleeping giant but concluded Big Chungus passed out due to cocaine overdose. Residents feared of Big Chungus' death - demanded for him to be transported to nearest hospital. Problems arise as no helicopter is able to lift his colossal size. Firefighters dragged Big Chungus for 200 miles - they face criticism from PETA saying "not enough damage, should've dragged him by his eyebrows." Big Chungus placed in ICU - critical condition. Residents gather outside Chris Hansen Hospital waiting to hear good news. Surgery successful. Carrot was successfully removed from his ass. 
          THE REVIVAL OF BIG CHUNGUS

StuckOnAName

I like em big. 
          I like em chungus.

StuckOnAName

@ThiccChungus Damn right!
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ThiccChungus

@StuckOnAName I like em T H I C C.
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ThiccChungus

@TheAlmightySpoonMan yes bitch. Welcome to the thicc side.
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ThiccChungus

Fun Fact: 
          Big Chungus is a disappointing, unathletic, procrastinating failure who tries to have a decent good night's sleep but instead stays up until 1am (on a school day) and fucks around in Wattpad to do nothing but straight up insult poor people minding their own business.