Kar

lemme eyp

Good afternoon, Nail Horan is crawling inside my ear. I told him to stop but he is in there…

your so funny plz impregnate me

I’m craving the deep fried sock with whipped cream and sprinkle from Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred

I’m so scared for the double update wbu queen 

I’m so giddy my bowels are going ballistic

every time im crashing out reading okay bambi i open the comments and see you there baby i you’re so funny i swear

Your comments on Ok Bambi is what keeps me going 

I’m gonna need a cold cigarette and Bambi vengeance dance part 2 within the next 3-5 business days, please and thank you.

You’re a diva and I love you