Greetings child it is I thine fabulord Vincent.
you may recognize me from my enormous Pintrest or the fever dreams my quotev quizzes enduce but now i have come here to read smutty fan fiction of everything in existence
including real people.
Now that thats out of the way i shall now go workout how this site works =)
Update: the profile thing is being a wanker. ive been trying for like the last 5 minutes and am really annoyed
Update x 2: yes ive finally gotten it to work muheheheheheheeh 
Oh yeah and also disclaimer the art of sans on my back thing thing is not 
JUST COME IN THE ARTIST IS BY SHEEBAL ON DEVIANT ART IT IS AMAZING DOES THIS COUNT AS REPOSTING. THIS IS NOT MINE BUT IS AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL PLEASE DONT SUE ME I HAVE A CAT TO FEED 
A CATTTTTTT
Update x3 i have gotten rid of the sans backround and replaced it with a cat with a moustace. everyone is okay with this
the dutch word for grapefruit is pompolmoues