Hello! I am PeteTheLlama, also known as Tasmin or Taz, Zahra or Zaz, Nishat or Bert and Lolie or ! This account is named after the evil llama in my head, Pete. Say hi, Pete.
"Hi."
There, he likes you

I set up this account due to a lack of gay llama stories on Wattpad. And, my friends told me to. Enjoy. To celebrate our awesomeness, my amazing people, here is a song ;) :
Actually I lied. I'm not going to sing to you.
Pete the llama loves you all (<< He told me to say that, he's got a knife and will kill me otherwise *gulp*)

Incidentally, I don't just love llamas, I love alpacas too, 'cause they are severely underrated. N'aaaw poor alpacas.

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I am Zahra and I like to steal everyone's food. 
Also I like llama's aswell. You are the weakest link; goodbye.

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I think my name is Nishat. I forget what my sexual orientation is from time to time so I eat lots of food. I feel like I am secretly the child of destiny. I probably arn't though. Is arn't a word? It sounds a bit uncomfortable. But you're very comfortable. My butt is a table. 


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By the way, You can read my non-llama-related stories on my other account ( @NekoShojo )

Please also read these amazing authors' books! @GeekyKiki, @GoldCat, @SilverStalker @Cinder64 @halobelle and @zigzebrazag

Bysie Byes, and read my llama stories :')