I have no idea how to use this website don't judge me.

Just want to quickly say that uh thanks for dropping by and I hope you enjoy my shit - as in my books not my actual shi-

Anyway, I know a lot of people really do not like hate or criticism, but I personally am absobloodylutely fine with stuff like that, even if it's just a comment saying, "You're shit!", it means I can either change my mistakes or laugh at what a twat I am. This doesn't mean that you should do it to everyone or that I go around telling people to kill themselves because of a semi colon being in the wrong place though..

I don't think that I will be spending any time on this website other than to post chapters and stalk other people so don't expect status' or anything - don't even expect many authors notes in books (I personally get really annoyed that my reading book is interrupted every chapter so that I can hear about why someone didn't upload on time).

SO I hope you enjoy, if not remember that an essay on reasons why I am a wanker is fine with me.. I hope to see - uh, no - hope you read me - no.. I hope you hear me - no.

JUST READ MY SHIT AND HOPEFULLY ENJOY IT

and have a wonderful day