"Music is a work of art that goes through the ear straight (gay) to the heart"

I'm just an ordinary kid who lives by the GoodBurger philosophy of  "I'm a dude, she's  a dude, he's a dude, we're all dudes, dude!"

Favourite quotes:

"I'm straight" 
"So is spaghetti, till you get it wet *slurps*... and hot"- "We Are Animals": an l(g)btq+ short film 

"When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell, 'cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell, it don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the goodie-goodies, dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies
God'll prob'ly have me on some real strict shit, no sleeping all day, no getting my dick licked" - 'Suicidal Thoughts: The Notorious B.I.G

"I don't sleep cuz sleep is the cousin to death"-NAS/ Even: SKAM

"Oh look another glorious morning... Makes me SICK!"-Winnifred Sanderson: Hocus Pocus


"When you're here, you're queer, get used to it"- "we are animals": a gay short film 

"Jesus had two dads and he turned out alright"- Miles McKenna 

"He is a godamn fruit and he won't let me go"
"A fruit?"
"A queer" -Allen and Lucian: kill your darlings 

"Its smutty and it's absurd"
"But you finished it." - Allen and old prof. Dude: kill your darlings 


"I said I am a homosexual having a panic attack"- Titus Andromadon(?) : Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt 

"it's just all about me A sycophantic, prophetic, Socratic junkie wannabe"- The 1975: The sound

Apparently I am now referred to as/have become "internet mum" to 6 different internet children (teens) that I've never met before in my life so if you wanna become number 7 just hit me up and we can start our own umbrella academy lmao 


Now with that out of the way - Hallo! 

If you want someone to rant or just talk in general and maybe make a new friend feel free to message me I don't bite💞