Hi! This is Alan Smithee here, and welcome to my page! I'm a huge reader and writer, and I have no idea why it took me this long to start using Wattpad. I'm excited to start posting some of my stories here, and I hope they're all enjoyed. Also, as I'm new to Wattpad, and still getting into the swing of things, give a noob some mercy if he acts like an idiot, as I probably will quite often. 

With introductions out of the way, ^5 if you get the reference of my location. Double that if you get my Pseudonym (Alan Smithee). And as you can see,  ThisUsernameIsALie.  Also:
-New Mission:Refuse this Mission
-Does a set of all sets contain itself?
-If you were to go back in time and kill your grandather, would you cease to exist?
Ah, paradoxes. What fun. 

Most of the stuff I write here will mainly be Fantasy and Steampunk, with some sci-fi thrown in. At some point, I do intend to do some fan-fiction, but for now, these will probably be what I focus on. I hope you all enjoy!
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I just discovered something about Wattpad, and it makes me want to rant. Thus, I will rant. 

I was adding my story, The First Journey, and when I tried to enter its category I noticed something peculiar. There was no "Steampunk" Category. Normally,  I would understand this, as Steampunk isn't all that popular, but then I noticed the category "Werewolf". What?!?!? You include a whole #&%$*)&
category for  werewolves but not for an ENTIRE GENRE?!? What the &%$#? That's shameful! Seriously!

I'm done now :). That felt good to get out of my system. Have a pleasant day!