Five foot of pure insanity. You like me? Yeah, okay that's fine ; you seem pretty cool. You don't like me? That's fine too because I most likely dislike myself more than you dislike me. However, if you have the nerve to say you hate me, know that I don't care about you. At all. If you constantly bother me or interrupt me just to say that you hate me you should go to Del Taco, eat a fucking shitty meal of your choice and then take 5 laxatives to help cleanse your body so hopefully less shit will come out of your mouth.

If you're still here, this little weirdo is a banana!(You get a cookie if you understand that YouTube reference.) My music taste can vary from Ed Sheeran all the way to Asking Alexandria. If I had to choose a 'favorite/favorite' (God damn it UK spelling, you had to be different didn't you?) it would most likely be Black Veil Brides or Falling In Reverse. Favourite/Favorite shows are without a doubt Criminal Minds and Death Note so, sorry to all those MattxMello shippers but Matt's mine. :3

But yeah I'm shit at stuff but I'm gonna go ahead and put my stories/story ideas up on here and yeahhh.

"I think it's perfectly acceptable and rather admirable to be moderately delusional."~Matthew Gray Gubler
"A sad soul can kill you quicker, far quicker than a germ"~ John Steinbeck
"You know, we forget half of what they teach of us in school, but when it comes to the torment and the people who inflicted it, we've all got an Elephant's memory."~Criminal Minds
"Risking your life and doing something that could easily rob you of your life are complete opposites."~Death Note

Have a nice day and keep being you, unless you're a criminal o-o Bye me lil choc chips! Booby Squeeze! (All the points to Gryffindor if you understand this YouTube reference!)
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@Shimaira Thanks for the thank you :) It's a really great book :D
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